It’s a particular time of year, the one which only comes around once in a blue moon, and I think it’s high time we celebrate appropriately.
Forget the holidays, forget any type of Christmas cheer, ignore sense rosy and warm with the wintry spirit. Things are going to frosty and spicy, but not in the way that you were expecting. No, what I’m talking about is the special time of year where we not only reach herald the impending go back of THE TRUE Housewives of Beverly Hills, but we also get to bask in the glory of the RHOBH Season 8 taglines. From the Housewives miracle, I let you know!
It’s been a long, long time since we’ve possessed any sort of RHOBH goodness inside our lives. With Season 7 concluding previously in 2017, it’s been a drag all of this time even as we await Season 8 — well, for diehard followers of the show like yours truly, it offers.
However now, Entertainment Tonight is finally in a position to dish up a smashing sneak preview of the new and much better taglines for each of the housewives, including fresh addition Teddy Mellencamp Arroyave, who is sending a gentle but strong note with her tagline: “Having the best isn’t important if you ask me, but being my best is.” It appears like we may have a new RHOBH good girl on our hands, but we shouldn’t keep our breathing that she won’t get sucked into the drama.
A number of the other taglines feel extra decadent and very, very Beverly Hillsides. Take Lisa Vanderpump’s new tagline, “The queen of diamonds always has an ace up her sleeve,” or even Erika Girardi’s, which also runs ultra-decadent with the gemstones imagery: “Some people call me cold, but that’s not ice. It’s diamond jewelry.”
Lisa Rinna’s new one-liner, “I need not buy it, ’cause I already bought it,” isn’t just a hint at her lifestyle but also a recall to her infamous confrontation with Kyle Richards and getting her drama-inciting tendencies.
Oh, and talking about Richards, her new tagline fits her like a glove and visits on her quality as a consistently loyal friend: “In this town, fame and money come and go, but friends shouldn’t.”
Finally, Dorit Kemsley’s new tagline is perhaps the most decadent and extra of these all — buckle up. “I really believe in an excess of everything… except moderation,” she says in the promo (which you are able to view within Entertainment Tonight’s record). Oh young man, the RHOBH Season 8 premiere is this evening, December 19th, yet it still feels like such a long wait