charlie XCX’S new video tutorial for kids included a lot of important kids B Y SAEED NASIR

Picture this: Joe Jonas is sitting in a robe with stacks of pancakes, covering them in sticky syrup. Macintosh Demarco is licking a white electric guitar, shirtless, while never breaking eyesight contact with you. Khalid is retaining two colorful pet dogs that are licking his face. Vampire Weekend’s Ezra Koenig is there too, brushing his teeth.

 

No, I’m not discussing your last wet dream. It all occurs in Charli XCX’s songs video tutorial for the boy-crazy pop anthem “Boys.” This training video features dozens of V.I.B.s–very important boys–from Wiz Khalifa and Jack Antonoff, to Stormzy and Diplo.
This self-directed music video recording is a tribute to some of the most influential guys in pop culture. It’s every son lover’s fantasy. No one does anything important in this training video. The males are eating cereal, and traveling bikes, plus some are just standing up there. Nonetheless it doesn’t subject because boys don’t need to do anything. We just want to look at them. With this song, Charli sings about all the various types of guys she needs, because she recognize that one young man is never enough. We need them all.

Here’s a set of all the boys:

Amin?; AG Make meals; Barns Courtney; Brendan Urie; Bring Me The Horizon (Oli); Friend; Cameron Dallas; Charlie Puth; Chromeo; Cobra Snake; Connor Franta; Dan Smith (Bastille); Denzel Curry; Di Casp (Youtuber); Diplo; Fai Khadra; Flume; Frank Carter; G Eazy; Jack Antonoff; Jack Guinness; Jay Park; Jay Prince; Joe Jonas; Joey Badass; Kaytranada; Khalid; Liam Fray (Courteeners); Macintosh DeMarco; Symbol Ronson; Utmost Hershenow (MS MR); Mic Lowry; MNEK; One Ok Rock; Poet; Portugal, The Man; Prince & Jacob; Riz Ahmed & The Swet Shop Children; Sage The Gemini; Shamari Maurice; Shokichi; Shaun Ross; Spector (Fred); Stormzy; THEY; The Fat Jew; The Hurts (Theo); The Libertines (Carl Barratt); The Slaves (Laurie); The Vamps (Tristan and Wayne); Tinie Tempah; Tom Daley; Tom Grennan; Tommy Cash; Ty Dolla Indication; Vance Joy; Vampire Weekend (Ezra and Rostam); Will.i.am; Wiz Khalifa; Wstrn; BING WINNERS.
Every arena in the video tutorial involves some sort of millennial green, giving it an even more flirty and fun vibe. It’s exceptional that we reach see so many famous guys in that brief amount of time–and from a distinctly womanly gaze. After viewing this video tutorial, you too will be active thinking about children.

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