Amy Schumer tells her ‘worthless’ proposal history in ‘Sunday Nighttime Live’ monologue

Amy Schumer has a whole new lifestyle as a wedded woman.

The PERSONALLY I THINK Pretty actress hosted Saturday Night Live this weekend and used the opportunity for a entertaining monologue about her life as a newly-married female (she married chef Chris Fischer in February).

“Some individuals are like what exactly are you going to talk about now in your standup, all you discussed was getting railed,” the 36-year-old joked.

“The way that my now hubby suggested was so worthless. It had been such a dumb proposal. It had been morning, I had been still asleep, he threw the box at me and said “I acquired you this.”

“But that’s a natural proposal,” she said, before poking at the ladies who are so shocked it seemed “you didn’t even understand he liked you.”

Schumer also joked about how she and her friends are all getting married in their mid to overdue thirties. “Oh now, now you’re ready? Now that I probably can’t have kids? You are not in love, your fatigued, you’re fatigued. And I know all of your passwords, that’s what’s taking place.”

The comedian wasn’t only a bride in a thirty-something wedding, but she’s been a bridesmaid six times, too.

“I’ve been a bridesmaid in six Long Island wedding ceremonies,” she said. “And there’s something a little bit sad about being a bridesmaid in your past due 30s … you’re just standing in that type of bridesmaids hoping you do not have the largest arm.”